作者  hebe30 (Hebebe)                                      看板  StupidClown 
 標題  [耍笨] 在百貨公司廁所裡的白痴對話                                      
 時間  Fri Feb  3 00:04:02 2006                                               
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昨天很開心和男友去高雄大統百貨逛街~~
逛到一半兩個人都突然想"嗯嗯"..
於是便跑到3F的停車場裡的廁所去"嗯嗯"

由於停車場那邊的廁所是男女在同一間而且只有兩間
剛好當時都沒有人，所以就和男友一人各一間
(那真的是很怪的體驗...兩人就在隔壁間的廁所各自上大號 =.=")
結果我那白痴的男友....................
竟然在廁所和我聊起天來了!!!!!!


男友：好險這邊都沒有人，二樓一堆人在排隊呢!!

我：對阿!!真好運~~不過兩個人就在隔壁間上廁所...這樣感覺好怪喔!!

男友：不會啦!!!你別想太多了~~~~



男友：那.......你已經開始了嗎??

我：呃....努力中!!(迷：非得在人家需要專心的時候和我聊天嗎? >"<)

男友：那.....你有放屁嗎???

我：蛤??這....你有我就有啦!!幹麻問這種怪問題.....專心上廁所啦!!!



過了一兩分鐘~~~~~~~~~~~~~


男友：天阿!!糟糕!!

我：又怎樣了阿???

男友：我的大便沖不掉ㄟ!!!

我：阿!!是喔!!(偷笑中)...那你要不要再試試看??


男友：好啦好啦~~~我再試試看..不行就放棄了~~~



之後上完廁所門一打開~~~~~~~~~~~~~~




好多人阿!!!!!!!!!
好多人好多人好多人好多人好多人好多人在排隊阿!!! >""""<




我們完全不敢去猜測........
那些排隊的人~~~~~
到底有多少人??聽到我們兩白痴的對話~~~~~
又有多人知道...另一間的便便沒有沖掉....

真是丟臉死了啦!!!!!


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