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作者 sakon (Just listen...) 站內 LoL
標題 [外絮] CLG gaming house的一天 (唬爛文)
時間 Tue Oct 23 22:59:06 2012
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這是被發表在reddit上的一篇文章
但是不知道為何被砍掉了，但是snoopeh有備份，由他的線索我找到了原文備份
目前最熱門的話題裡面通通都有XD
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http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?s=&t=2712832
This was posted on reddit by JimmyAdjoviBoko, but for some reason it got
removed. I think it's too funny to get overlooked.
這是JimmyAdjoviBoko在reddit上面貼的文章，但因為某些原因被移除了
我覺得這篇太有趣，令人難以忽略
08:28 yellowpete wakes up. He cleans the house, does the laundry, and
prepares breakfast for everyone in the house, except Froggen, who is
streaming for 39 consecutive hours and hasn’t eaten since then.
08:28 yellowpete起床。他打掃房子，洗衣服，並且幫房子內所有人準備早餐，
除了佛根以外。因為佛根已經連續開了39小時的實況並且沒吃任何東西。
08:44 Snoopeh wakes up. He goes to the bathroom, and starts staring at the
mirror.
08:44 snoopeh起床。他走進浴室，開始瞪著鏡子。
09:15 Chauster opens his AMA and starts answering the 34 428th page of
questions. He answers “both l0l” to the question “Tits or ass ?”.
09:15 老查打開他的AMA開始回他的第34428頁的問題。
有人問他"胸部或是屁股?"時，他回答"兩者 l0l"
10:04 After a 71th consecutive victory with Lee Sin, Froggen decides he wants
to drink some milk. He opens the fridge only to find an empty bottle that
Krepo left intentionally here with a note saying “You can’t milk those”.
Froggen is pissed and proceeds to DDOS ocelote because of that.
10:04 經過71場使用李星的連續勝利之後，佛根決定要去喝點牛奶。
他打開冰箱只看到krepo故意留下的空瓶子，
上面有一張紙條寫著"you can't milk those" (牛牛的台詞是吧??)
佛根生氣了，因此去DDOS ocelote
11:18 Doublelift has to go to the bathroom, but doesn’t know if anyone is in
here or not. He decides to facecheck it and finds Snoopeh, still staring at
the mirror.
11:18 doublelift要去上廁所，但是他不知道裡面是否有人，所以他決定去facecheck
結果看到snoopeh還在瞪鏡子
11:41 yellowpete starts preparing lunch for everyone in the house. He
realizes there’s nothing in CLG.eu’s fridge and checks if there’s
something left in CLG.na’s. There is only a partially eaten piece of blue
cheese with a note from Krepo saying “Well that tasted purple”.
11:41 yellowpete開始幫大家準備午餐。他知道CLG.eu的冰箱已經沒東西了，
所以去看CLG.na的冰箱還有沒有剩什麼。
結果只看到一個被吃過的藍黴起司，krepo在上面留了張紙條寫著"吃起來像紫色"
(我查了一下，還是不清楚是指好吃還是難吃，但是在這邊是藍色紫色的雙關語)
12:22 HotshotGG is late. He was supposed to wake up three hours ago. He
announces his team he will proceed to a rooster change.
12:22 哈下機機遲到了。他應該要在三個小時前起床。
他宣布他的隊伍會有一個人事變動
13:16 Wickd and Chauster are bored and decide to start playing chess together.
13:16 wickd與chauster覺得很無聊，決定開始玩西洋棋
14:19 Mirror breaking sounds are heard in the house. Snoopeh leaves the
bathroom.
14:19 房子內傳來鏡子破掉的聲音。snoopeh走出浴室。
15:02 HotshotGG enters Voyboy’s room and tells him he is no longer benched.
He will go support, while Doublelift will go jungle, Chauster top, Hotshot ad
carry, and bigfatlp will stay mid.
15:02 哈下機機走進voyboy的房間告訴他你不用坐冷板凳了。
哈下決定讓VB當輔助，DL去將狗，老查去上路，哈下當ADC，jiji仍然留在中路。
15:08 HotshotGG comes back in Voyboy’s room, and tells him he changed his
mind. Voyboy is benched again.
哈下又回到VB的房間，對他說我又改變心意了。VB又坐回冷板凳。
15:48 Doublelift receives a text from bigfatlp. It says “Don’t forget we
got le scrimz vs CLG.eu in 4 hours. Tell all da peepz in da houz l0l h4h4h4”
15:48 DL收到了jiji傳來的訊息。
他說"不要忘記我們4小時之後要跟CLG.eu團練，告訴房間的所有人l0l h4h4h4"
(大家都很會模仿jiji的文章風格哈哈哈)
16:16 yellowpete enters Froggen’s room to see if he needs anything. He finds
him blindfolded and in his underwear, practicing his new “Lee-sin dance”.
16:16 yellowpete走進佛根的房間看他是否需要甚麼。
他發現佛根蒙住眼睛，穿著內衣，練習著新的"李星舞"
17:30 After 4 hours without any piece captured by any player, Chauster
decides to resign in his chess game against Wickd. He will later state that
he was unlucky to get black side, since he only had strategies for white side.
17:30 在四個小時之後，西洋棋局裡沒有半個棋子被抓掉，
老查決定重新設計他的chess game來對付wickd。
然後他等下會表示他運氣不好，坐在黑色那方。他只有設計白色那方的戰略。
18:14 While playing soloqueue, HotshotGG rages that his Graves keeps getting
stomped by enemy Kha’Zix.
18:17 當哈下玩solo queue的時候，他對於他的葛雷夫一直被卡力斯抓掉感到震怒
18:16 Beginning of the CLG.eu daily team meeting. Today’s theme is “
Early-game aggression”.
18:16 CLG.eu開始他們的每日meeting，今天的主題是"遊戲早期的侵略性"
18:21 End of the CLG.eu daily team meeting.
18:21 CLG.eu的每日meeting結束
(只花了5分鐘)
18:23 HotshotGG realizes he was playing Starcraft 2 the whole time.
18:23 哈下了解到他其實一直在打SC2
20:00 CLG.eu and CLG.na start their scrim together. CLG.na ban Anivia and Lee
Sin. Froggen cries and proceeds to DDOS ocelote.
20:00 CLG.eu跟CLG.na開始團練。CLG.na把冰鳥跟李星ban掉。
佛根哭著去DDOS ocelote
20:08 Wickd takes the first tower of the game after only three minutes. He
has no opponent top since Voyboy is benched and Locodoco hasn’t joined
CLG.na yet.
20:08 Wickd在遊戲開始三分鐘時拿下上塔。
他沒有對手，因為VB去板凳了，而Locodoco還沒加入CLG.na。
20:43 Despite playing 5v4, CLG.eu decides to play cautiously and wait for the
very late game. After 40 minutes, the score is 8 – 7 for CLG.eu. Froggen’s
Karthus has 722 cs, Krepo’s Leona has 7 kills, and Hotshot’s Mundo just
bought his fifth Doran’s shield.
20:43 儘管是5打4，CLG.eu還是決定等到遊戲的大後期。
40分鐘之後，比數來到8比7。(8是EU)
佛根的死哥有722 cs，krepo有7個人頭，然後哈下的蒙多剛買了第五個多蘭盾。
20:51 HotshotGG decides his team needs a roster change, in the middle of the
game. He changes places with Chauster.
20:51 哈下決定要在遊戲還在進行的時候，更動他的隊伍位置。
他跟老查換了位置。
21:12 CLG.eu gets first inhibitor of the game.
21:12 CLG.eu拿到第一個兵營。
21:54 CLG.eu gets second inhibitor of the game. Actually it’s the same as
the first one, which respawned 40 minutes ago.
21:54 CLG.eu拿到第二次兵營。
其實這個兵營是跟上次拿到的是同一個，它在40分鐘前重新出現了。
23:09 Superminions now one-shot any champion.
23:09 超級小兵可以一拳打死任何英雄。
23:30 The game is interrupted by a crash of NA servers. Every player goes on
reddit and starts an AMA, except yellowpete who has some dishes left to wash,
and Froggen, who went out in the rain, in order to improve his juking skills
by dodging raindrops.
23:30 遊戲被中斷，因為北美伺服器掛了。
所有人都跑去reddit並且開始寫AMA，除了yellowpete以外，他還有一些盤子要洗。
還有佛根也沒有去reddit，因為他跑出去淋雨。
他閃避雨滴，藉此練習他的淫蕩走位。
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推 thinkDie :1XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 23:01
→ frank123ya :開始瞪著鏡子我就笑噴了 10/23 23:01
※ 編輯: sakon 來自: 1.163.132.196 (10/23 23:02)
推 rantea7m :佛根哭著去DDOS ocelote這個真的太好笑了XDDDDDD 10/23 23:01
推 hoe1101 :太好笑了 10/23 23:01
推 bret2631 :有笑有推XD 10/23 23:01
推 fff417 :佛根生氣了，因此去DDOS ocelote 攻破我嘴角 10/23 23:01
推 ieyfung :XDDD 10/23 23:01
推 swbthj :Ocelote表示: 10/23 23:02
→ x000032001 :他閃避雨滴，藉此練習他的淫蕩走位 什麼東西XDDDDDDD 10/23 23:02
推 xx52002 :40分鐘後打破同一個兵營是什麼鬼XDDDDDDD 10/23 23:02
推 VG07 :太好笑了 一堆梗XD 10/23 23:02
推 ilris :開始瞪著鏡子是怎樣啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 23:02
推 bbb5566 :他運氣不好，坐在黑色那方。他只有設計白色那方的戰 10/23 23:02
推 Disper :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDy 10/23 23:02
推 tp950016 :太有梗了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 23:02
→ ilris :真的是快笑炸了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 23:03
推 jinkela1 :that tasted purple是Lulu的臺詞！！！ 10/23 23:03
推 alicelee1218:好婊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 23:03
推 yachien04 :殺小拉 10/23 23:03
you can't milk this / taste like purple其實都是有一些意思的
只是英文不夠好，不清楚他的雙關 :<
不過這篇梗實在太多了，忍不住就翻譯下去了XDDDDD
※ 編輯: sakon 來自: 1.163.132.196 (10/23 23:04)
推 ro1234 :李星舞是殺毀啦 10/23 23:03
推 yhchen2 :這殺小XD 10/23 23:03
→ Disper :瞪了5個多小時 鏡子破了 meting只需要5分鐘XDDDDD 10/23 23:03
推 loezone :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 23:03
→ ilris :Snoopeh瞪了兩小時XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 23:03
推 sea214001 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 23:04
→ ilris :房子內傳來鏡子破掉的聲音。snoopeh走出浴室。<===== 10/23 23:04
推 xx52002 :團練同一場打了三個半小時 XDDDD 10/23 23:04
推 rantea7m :Yellowpete根本家庭主婦阿 XDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 23:04
推 GYGARY :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 23:04
→ ilris :整個笑炸XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 23:04
推 blackxo4u86 :DDOS笑死我了 10/23 23:04
推 zzzyoyo0513 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 23:04
推 paulku :這種團練才會紮實(無誤) 10/23 23:04
推 pan0531 :太哭爸了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 23:05
推 potionx :整個虎爛XDDDD 10/23 23:05
推 Hanniba :11:18 Doublelif"e" 10/23 23:05
推 hhpsjoe :XDDD 酸爆了 10/23 23:05
推 yhchen2 :taste like purple是lulu台詞 10/23 23:05
※ 編輯: sakon 來自: 1.163.132.196 (10/23 23:06)
→ blackxo4u86 :所以佛跟還是沒睡啊!!! 10/23 23:06
推 o07608 :這是啥鬼啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 23:06
推 x09285006 :這超北七XDDDDDDD 10/23 23:06
推 linarina :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 23:07
推 binarytree :XDDD 10/23 23:07
推 iuiuisme :白爛XD 10/23 23:07
推 thinkDie :不對啊 那上路應該是老查跟WICKD打吧 10/23 23:07
推 dustlike :Ocelete一直躺著也中槍XDDDDDDDD 10/23 23:08
→ thinkDie :恩 等等 HSGG只有跟VB說.. 10/23 23:08
推 blackxo4u86 :樓上哈下後來有說他又改變心意了XD 10/23 23:08
推 hasroten :這太北七了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 23:08
推 a2364983 :他只有設計白色那方的戰略 10/23 23:08
推 jason79718 :meeting只要五分鐘是因為主題是遊戲早期吧XDDDD 10/23 23:09
推 TerryTam :XDDDDDD 但是看不懂yellowpete的梗 為甚麼他負責家務 10/23 23:09
推 blackxo4u86 :因為他都默默的付出(?) 10/23 23:11
推 bret2631 :yellowpete是個乖巧守規矩的德國人阿 10/23 23:11
推 o07608 :話說DDOS是啥意思阿0.0？ 10/23 23:11
推 rantea7m :家務是因為他們有說在韓國的時候是Yellowpete負責早 10/23 23:11
推 alpachino :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 23:11
推 za527 :快笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 23:11
→ rantea7m :餐還有叫大家起床吧 XDDD 10/23 23:11
推 kimi255085 :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 23:12
→ a2364983 :DDOS直接辜狗就有了 10/23 23:12
推 jacksnowman :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 23:12
推 owlrex :這篇神作啊XDDDDD 10/23 23:12
推 steven5l5l :這超白爛的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 23:12
推 bewritten :超婊XDDDDD 10/23 23:12
推 no321 :超好笑XDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 23:12
推 mine027204 :23:30 佛根是瘋了嗎 10/23 23:13
推 kk032576 :閃避雨滴是什麼東西拉XDDDDD 10/23 23:14
推 kenco :很幽默 XDDDDDDDDD 10/23 23:14
推 willy14 :北七XD 有發展為系列文的潛力 快幫各隊都弄吧 10/23 23:15
推 pz2001 :李星舞是啥？哈哈哈 10/23 23:15
推 bret2631 :除了CLG應該也只剩TSM可以弄出這種文章吧XD 10/23 23:16
推 davy012345 :笑到手麻XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 23:16
推 loezone :TPA版 10/23 23:17
推 applemonster:開始瞪著鏡子XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 23:17
推 ZMTL :XDDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 23:17
推 Harute :XDDD 10/23 23:17
推 satousei :第五個多藍盾XDDDDDDDD 10/23 23:18
→ applemonster:靠杯snoopeh你瞪鏡子瞪了兩小時多ＸＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤ 10/23 23:18
推 FlutteRage :lol 可憐的pete 管家屬性 10/23 23:18
推 qe70r178rl :武告北七XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 23:18
→ applemonster:為啥krepo一直gank冰箱啦 XDDDD 10/23 23:18
→ FlutteRage :不過說真的感覺美國的隊伍生活都很亂 10/23 23:18
推 a23017174 :靠盃，這超婊的啊xDDDDDDDDD 10/23 23:19
→ applemonster:XDDDDDDDD SNOOPEH你終於把鏡子瞪破啦 XDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 23:19
推 colmash :你是有多喜歡ddos..XDDD 10/23 23:19
→ applemonster:其他人都去不太會玩的路 jiji被超級諷刺啦 XDDDDDD 10/23 23:20
→ applemonster:yellowpete難道是這裡唯一的正常人嗎 XD 超級溫柔 10/23 23:20
→ applemonster:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 表老查 10/23 23:21
推 bret2631 :原來jiji留在中路是這個梗 10/23 23:21
→ applemonster:原來HS你選人類阿 XDDDDDD 10/23 23:21
推 bernon :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 23:23
推 blackteasart:頗好笑的XDDDDD 10/23 23:23
推 cowjump :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 23:23
推 new188 :瞪鏡子是什麼耿@@?? 10/23 23:25
推 xx52002 :結果有七個人頭在Krepo的雷歐娜身上是哪招 10/23 23:25
推 kuosco :XDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 23:25
推 dajon :儘管是5打4，CLG.eu還是決定等到遊戲的大後期 XDDDD 10/23 23:26
推 iljapan61 :h4h4h4 XDDDDDDD 10/23 23:26
→ dajon :超酸 10/23 23:26
推 dannywhat :好酸好有才 10/23 23:27
→ sakon :snoopeh的瞪 http://youtu.be/5rIn-HfYAnQ 10/23 23:27
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