作者  mint176 (savory)                                     看板  StupidClown 
 標題  [無言] 同學你太可愛了                                                  
 時間  Mon Sep 20 23:23:41 2010                                               
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今天上文學概論......


 老師問︰「歲寒後面接什麼？」



「xxx 你來回答！」




『是！......！』(緊張)





『歲寒......






濤蠻唔(偷摘瓠)！！！』(超認真)

                   濤蠻唔(偷摘瓠)！！！』(超認真)

                                            濤蠻唔(偷摘瓠)！！！』(超認真)






停頓兩秒，全班狂笑....




 對不起 同學 我笑到流淚了。

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→ montes3388:XDDDDDDD                                             09/20 23:24
推 f717:三友？                                                     09/20 23:25
推 jimmyes1:    大漢                                               09/20 23:25
推 rex4253:XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                           09/20 23:27
推 shinshong:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈                                        09/20 23:27
推 rockmanray:細漢偷挽匏 大漢偷牽牛                                09/20 23:28
推 AFROGUNSO:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  09/20 23:28
推 ilove7alot:超級好笑,這個學生好鄉土文青                          09/20 23:29
推 blackcateva:讚!                                                 09/20 23:33
推 jay86319:有笑一定要推XD 這個讚!                                 09/20 23:34
推 fallheart:好好笑                                                09/20 23:38
推 douglas159:幫推~~台語還不賴!!                                   09/20 23:39
推 z100173725:有笑有推..經典..                                     09/20 23:40
→ z100173725:歲寒吸舔摳XD                                         09/20 23:41
推 FreezeLove:哈哈 哈 哈 哈 哈 哈 哈 哈 哈 哈 哈 哈 哈 哈 哈 哈    09/20 23:43
→ youknew:反應好快XD                                              09/20 23:44
推 smilemyself:太好笑了XDDDDDDD                                    09/20 23:46
推 peter3561:XDDDD                                                 09/20 23:46
推 lowdown:我在現場，我不敢說我笑到翻過去了！                      09/20 23:48
推 Mood310400:讚..                                                 09/20 23:50
推 jaysuzuki:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD      09/20 23:51
推 hotasdfghjkl:XD                                                 09/20 23:54
推 allen963:我笑了XDDD                                             09/20 23:56
推 pandahsien:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD      09/20 23:56
推 kkent79:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                          09/20 23:57
推 Felidae312:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD      09/20 23:57
推 john112136:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD            09/20 23:59
推 Tsaijuche:被我猜中XD                                            09/21 00:00
推 freshboy:XDD                                                    09/21 00:01
推 forevertwo:偷牽牛吧?                                            09/21 00:02
推 p0x0q:樓上  那是大漢                                            09/21 00:02
推 pp1877:樓樓上  那是大漢                                         09/21 00:03
推 suao099:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                       09/21 00:04
→ GW40112:大汗掏堪唔XDDD                                          09/21 00:06
→ forevertwo:喔喔~對厚~記錯邊                                     09/21 00:06
推 firewar:好棒的回答XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                    09/21 00:07
推 lvea:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD反應太靈敏了 讚!                  09/21 00:07
推 s620555:推推推                                                  09/21 00:08
推 hahaw0w:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                          09/21 00:09
推 Hoar:XDDDDD 超好笑!!!                                           09/21 00:10
→ shiva999:                                          ^_^          09/21 00:14
推 caramelkiss:反應好快XDDDDDDDDDD 真可愛                          09/21 00:15
推 zxp915406:好強XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                    09/21 00:19
推 asdfczx:真的好好笑!!                                            09/21 00:20
推 inds:所以答案是什麼orz  好像很熟悉又想不起來orz                 09/21 00:22
推 illuhan:我只想得到歲寒三友 松竹梅...                            09/21 00:23
→ johnyy:整個大爆笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD真是太可愛的同學了(擦淚     09/21 00:25
推 ava5230:笑了                                                    09/21 00:26
推 mary0410:XD                                                     09/21 00:27
推 jzn:然後知松柏之後凋也                                          09/21 00:30
推 rin222:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd               09/21 00:30
推 julia761029:XDDDD                                               09/21 00:31
推 eastkudou:我笑了                                                09/21 00:33
推 TokyoKind:太強了                                                09/21 00:33
推 eva123112000:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  09/21 00:35
推 alrux8:超強大!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                    09/21 00:35
推 harkzephyr18:好可愛好可愛好可愛好可愛好可愛好可愛好可愛好可愛   09/21 00:40
推 andy0701:我流眼淚了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  09/21 00:46
推 Berlin:幹 太好笑了!!!!!一看到瞬間爆笑三聲 哈哈哈                09/21 00:46
推 secscy:是"陶屘轐"吧                                             09/21 00:46
推 novanut:超讚的!!!!  這同學有創意!!!                             09/21 00:46
推 dramy8148:XDDDDDDD                                              09/21 00:46
推 s605152002:哈哈哈ㄏ                                             09/21 00:48
推 LaISseZ:後勁好強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                               09/21 00:51
推 undarkness:XD 所以正解是：歲寒傲霜雪嗎？                        09/21 00:55
推 qaz7877892:囧                                                   09/21 00:56
推 kaiser9920:這個台語能力很強大                                   09/21 00:56
推 babaluu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                       09/21 00:58
推 paj:XDDDD                                                       09/21 01:00
推 tataya:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  09/21 01:02
推 xnivek216:沒想到台語梗XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD          09/21 01:03
推 kidboy619:XD                                                    09/21 01:06
→ ronfozzy:話說主角是我= =?                                       09/21 01:06
推 dailylily:XDDDDDDDDDDDD  應該是然後知松柏之後凋吧               09/21 01:07
→ ronfozzy:那老師發音是念 系寒!!!   (大哭  =   ="""               09/21 01:07
推 jhihruei:樓樓上是苦主現身嗎XDD??                                09/21 01:07
→ jhihruei:是這邊的樓樓上跟原本的樓樓樓上                         09/21 01:09
推 v7q4:是 歲寒知勁草 板盪識忠臣 吧                                09/21 01:11
推 opio:誰說國家的台語沒救了>"<~~~                                 09/21 01:13
推 gloria3136:不是疾風知勁草？                                     09/21 01:13
推 ThuLonnie:所以正確答案是？XD                                    09/21 01:14
推 Mohoho:太酷了XDDD                                               09/21 01:16
推 KbearXD:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                              09/21 01:17
推 aaaashu:《論語．子罕》︰「歲寒，然後知松柏之後凋也。」          09/21 01:17
推 angussoca:疾風知勁草                                            09/21 01:18
推 live0118:我笑翻了，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDD                    09/21 01:19
推 dic:知勁草的是疾風                                              09/21 01:19
推 jds2518:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  09/21 01:19
→ ronfozzy:正解是 歲寒，然後知松柏之後凋也  ( T T                 09/21 01:19
推 vaio680636:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                     09/21 01:21
推 e911225:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                     09/21 01:22
推 im577:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                            09/21 01:25
→ ronfozzy:所以結論是   我紅了是嗎=ˇ=?                           09/21 01:26
→ elwyn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD    09/21 01:32
推 keeyah:噗XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD               09/21 01:33
→ adsl12336:有笑有推 CD中等等補推                                 09/21 01:37
推 oXnXo:太厲害了XDDDD                                             09/21 01:39
推 adsl12336:幫爆爆                                                09/21 01:39
推 showzenk:一頭霧水後狂笑...推~~~                                 09/21 01:39
推 cysulin:我想知道老師的反應是什麼～～～～～？？？？？？？        09/21 01:50
推 deoxyribonuc:  濤蠻唔  → 這個打錯了吧.........                 09/21 01:56
推 FighterVIP:^^b 讚啦                                             09/21 02:09
推 sunnytutor:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  09/21 02:12
推 gipo:厲害                                                       09/21 02:18
推 BanBan612:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                        09/21 02:29
推 teoteo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                 09/21 02:29
推 shih00001:真強者！  XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                            09/21 02:33
推 fish10233:愣了一下才笑XD                                        09/21 02:39
推 BlueShower:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                          09/21 02:51
推 LINGKING:笑炸!!!! = =                                           09/21 02:55
推 pololo61201:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                           09/21 03:07
推 midmoom:XDDDDDD                                                 09/21 03:09
推 jasper10:Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo  09/21 03:13
推 zsxzsx:XDDDDDD                                                  09/21 03:16
推 jay60810:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD暴吧~!!  09/21 03:30
推 CghJuc:好好笑喔~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~        09/21 03:36
推 benxa:讓我爆                                                    09/21 03:38
推 wind9:推台語很強！我還楞了一下XD                                09/21 03:43
推 maishiang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                            09/21 03:56
推 jyunwei:酷唷                                                    09/21 04:00
→ scar906:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                             09/21 04:02
推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD         09/21 04:40
→ Yie:XDD                                                         09/21 06:04
推 dreamnyanya:好可愛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                09/21 06:58
推 ttyycc:強XDDDDDD                                                09/21 08:11
推 ocean0805:應該是"偷摘瓠"                                        09/21 08:40
→ veryawesome:XDD                                                 09/21 08:40
推 noone:推鄉土文青XDDDDD                                          09/21 08:44
推 babypooh0902:XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                      09/21 09:03
推 f21490310:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                 09/21 09:27
推 SPY326:這篇太強大了!!!! (總覺得比上面那邊M起來的還有爆點)       09/21 09:30
推 wowhung:快M快M阿~~                                              09/21 09:32
推 garnett1024:這篇真的很強大啊!!!                                 09/21 09:51
推 brainpowered:鄉土魂XDDDDDDDD                                    09/21 10:05
推 dreamerkimo:大笑~~~                                             09/21 10:05
推 friendlyfish:太厲害了！XDDDDDDDD                                09/21 10:17
推 waveplay:!!!COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                     09/21 10:35
推 bauz520kimo:為什麼我想到三友...(汗)                             09/21 10:53
推 sky20365:不推對不起自己                                         09/21 10:55
推 tingchan:哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                         09/21 11:03
推 yumi3399:太好笑!!!!                                             09/21 11:15
推 bassonly:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD    09/21 11:17
推 VampirePY:XDD                                                   09/21 11:33
推 johnson77811:太好笑了~ GJ!!!                                    09/21 11:43
推 yankren:推推推，老師的表情到底是怎樣的呢？ XDDDD                09/21 11:49
→ logisticQ:強大+1 XDDDDDDDDD                                     09/21 12:04
推 librann:XD                                                      09/21 12:30
推 chclee:推文中還有"歲寒知勁草"，真好笑...XD                      09/21 12:32
推 airbluesee:哈哈哈哈哈~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                  09/21 13:12
→ udx12356:清流哈哈哈哈                                           09/21 13:18
推 Majere:疾風:"阿我的勁草勒?"                                     09/21 13:39
推 probsk:所以到底該接什麼?                                        09/21 13:44
推 hacoolman:推文有答案                                            09/21 14:00
推 smoltz1101:推                                                   09/21 14:01
※ 編輯: mint176         來自: 111.251.92.205       (09/21 14:04)
→ mint176:(偷摘瓠)已修改 謝謝！ 不小心就把同學跟苦主釣出來了A_A   09/21 14:05
推 ronfozzy:我是魚嗎?  被釣出來了=  ="""                           09/21 14:20
→ ronfozzy:老師當時很茫然   不知道梗在何方?                       09/21 14:21
→ GJER:歲寒咩ㄏㄧㄠ想，大寒嗯加樣                                 09/21 14:25
推 NurseNaya:狂笑中XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                             09/21 14:38
推 etrana:看答案才知道= =                                          09/21 14:57
推 irenedodo:今日最爆笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd             09/21 14:58
→ ur:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 哈哈哈哈   09/21 14:59
推 hirabbitt:歲寒三友 友直友亮友多聞                               09/21 15:01
推 sthermit:樓上是認真的?                                          09/21 15:07
推 a9349650:苦主被釣出來了XDDD                                     09/21 15:14
推 lanweitsang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                 09/21 15:19
→ qazsedc123:哈哈哈                                               09/21 15:54
推 ro910302:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD              09/21 16:24
推 topsniper:嗨兔子T:       諒                                     09/21 16:37
推 sampole:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                           09/21 16:41
推 poju:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                          09/21 16:54
推 xennys:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD            09/21 16:57
→ viviamy:真強XDDDDDDDDDD                                         09/21 17:08
推 kent760605:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  09/21 17:11
推 cuteandy1088:推一個XD   借轉   感謝!!!                          09/21 17:45
※ cuteandy1088:轉錄至某隱形看板                                   09/21 17:45
→ WeinoVi:同學是好孩子啊!!!                                       09/21 18:06
推 summeruse:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD簡短有力啊!!!!!                   09/21 18:22
推 mapleleft:話說當時我也在場=  =苦主正和我是同間宿舍的說.......   09/21 18:22
推 VIOLET523:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                   09/21 18:23
推 monday1986:XDXDXDXD歲寒三友~~~~~                                09/21 18:29
推 loading1:三友                                                   09/21 18:37
推 v7q4:是 歲寒不已於風雨 吧!                                      09/21 18:52
推 kocw:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                            09/21 18:55
推 momosbaby:太帥了借轉fb                                          09/21 19:07
推 sajjad:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  09/21 19:13
推 viviyo:只能推了=口=!!!!!!                                       09/21 19:23
推 Addidas:我想了三秒 好吧 給推                                    09/21 19:23
推 CuteApplei:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~~~~好好笑喔~!!!!!!                    09/21 19:50
推 flyuktw:太好笑了啦!!                                            09/21 19:57
推 e8672596:細漢偷摘瓠??                                           09/21 20:01
推 Amalgame:WWWWWWWWWW                                             09/21 20:11
推 a44137:好棒的台文能力!! XDDDDD                                  09/21 20:39
→ a44137:另外  v大 應該是雞鳴不已於風雨吧?                        09/21 20:41
→ cute41:笑了XD                                                   09/21 21:20
→ afe812:v7q4太假了=  = 笨兩次太誇張囉                            09/21 21:26
推 amy318:XDDDDDDD                                                 09/21 21:39
→ etwaslai:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                        09/21 22:06
→ samhou6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                 09/21 22:09
推 iszara:很好很強大                                               09/21 22:12
推 darran214:超強大的 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  09/21 22:34
推 ronfozzy:不要叫我苦主　請叫我強者　謝謝︿︿                     09/21 22:44
→ ape357:所以歲寒的後面是..                                       09/21 22:53
推 zus:~XD有笑有推     一般不是會想到歲寒三友嘛?!                  09/21 22:56
推 micaDanube:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD               09/21 23:14
推 osiris99:友直友諒友多聞?                                        09/21 23:21
推 song0930:不是益者三友損者三友嗎?  歲寒怎麼會想接三友?           09/21 23:32
推 ththth:樓上 歲寒三友：松竹梅..                                  09/21 23:53
推 VSIX06:好奇，老師的反應是…？？                                 09/22 00:02
推 hoseev6217:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD            09/22 00:17
推 Mood310400:我也先想到歲寒三友 哈   歲寒知勁草是三小 冏          09/22 00:34
推 iseeu:不知等等老師會不會來推文喔                                09/22 01:18
推 chenyoan:真的好好笑XDD                                          09/22 01:27
推 inyu0414:XDDD   鄉土的同學+1                                    09/22 01:47
推 loloyi:其實 推文也很好笑阿XDDDDD                                09/22 01:49
推 happy6331ya:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈笑壞摟!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   09/22 03:07
→ jkplus531:疾風知勁草                                            09/22 03:54
推 Jiuliano1412:XD                                                 09/22 09:04
推 bbsama:好好笑 比我誇張                                          09/22 10:36
推 autumn31:好好笑                                                 09/22 11:11
推 kk2245514:超好笑                                                09/22 12:00
推 qaz18:有笑有推 XDDDDDDD                                         09/22 12:41
→ lesbb:他以為在玩成語接龍嘛XDDDDDDD                              09/22 13:31
推 QAQ:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                          09/22 14:54
推 seeladys:GJ                                                     09/22 15:45
推 t840706:太可愛了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD       09/22 15:59
推 sajjad:歲寒不因處憂而自輕                                       09/22 17:09
推 s4511981:很好 愛台灣                                            09/22 17:47
推 Mingke: 哈哈                                                    09/22 18:20
推 gn01140216:反應好快 我只想的到歲寒三友 XD                       09/22 19:45
推 birdwings:還好沒喝水XDDDDDDDDDDDy                               09/22 22:00
推 hbsmail1:歲寒三友 友直 友量 友多聞(亂入)                        09/22 22:35
推 zoxup6:我也是想到歲寒三友                                       09/22 23:07
→ specialneo:歲寒三友松竹梅                                       09/22 23:34
推 onlymylove:看笨版~長知識!!!!!                                   09/23 00:07
推 twofishes2:哈哈哈哈~笑死我了~                                   09/23 00:21
推 ShizukaShih:原po好可愛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                           09/23 01:00
噓 mirce:錯了 應該是：歲寒"吸舔摳"才正確 不信去看星爺的電影        09/23 01:53
推 prutmmer:有笑有推                                               09/23 02:09
推 amandafox:有笑有推                                              09/23 11:14
推 qowop:~~~~酷                                                    09/23 17:16
推 fishhiei:害我在上電腦課的時候努力的憋笑  笑死我了               09/23 20:25
推 hocatt77:媽啊笑到噴淚!!!!!!                                     09/23 20:27
推 duck0823:太有才了XDDDDDD                                        09/23 21:50
推 kingsinger:我笑了整整一分鐘，狂笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD              09/23 23:21
推 ojb42356:XDXDXDXD                                               09/24 01:25
推 booogy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                 09/24 12:02
推 kkmmc:歲寒三友桃竹苗                                            09/24 14:15
推 yentzshuan:這後勁很強                                           09/24 15:57
→ eisenccw:Good Job                                               09/24 17:42
推 KK719:超好笑的!!!!!!!!!!                                        09/24 20:19
推 honlinetw:有笑有推!!!!                                          09/24 20:31
推 tashaco:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                        09/24 23:29
推 ellencho:大漢淘勘無                                             09/25 00:53
→ minbyminby:XD                                                   09/25 08:32
推 Ealoe:清流 好好笑 有笑有推                                      09/25 12:41
推 luther0583:XDDD                                                 09/25 15:03
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