作者  zzxzero (zzx)                                                看板  NBA 
 標題  Re: [討論] 林的臉書與ESPN球迷留言  很有趣                              
 時間  Wed Feb 15 20:12:49 2012                                               
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※ 引述《zzxzero (zzx)》之銘言：
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RIP Linsanity
2/4/12 - 2/14/12
安息吧，林瘋
2/4/12 - 2/14/12  (今天比賽終場前  我想他最後一分鐘臉應該綠掉了XDD)


"0.5 seconds? Why don't you leave 0.0 seconds?"
- High expectations Asian Dad
「0.5秒，你個家族敗類怎麼不是零秒絕殺？」
-傳統亞洲父親


"WOW, I GUESS WE NEED TO FIND ANOTHER SPORT."
-AFRICAN AMERICANS
「擦，看來咱們要換種運動了」
-美國黑人

The statue of Linberty will be built beside the current statue of liberty and
will be finished by 2015.
在2015年，在自由女神像旁的linberty（自由的變形詞）像就將落成
(配合上一篇叫林選總統的 對照這則更顯造神了 先發4場選總統 5場立自由神像
 下場完還有什麼 造神造的比台灣還屌XDD)

邊緣人物-----
四處漂泊-----
草根上位-----
臨危受命-----
初露崢嶸-----
力輓狂瀾-----
王者之風----
一統天下
(大陸的評論 好像小說章節XD)

Jeremy Lin 6-0
Haters     0-6
林      6-0
黑子    0-6

Jeremy Lin should change his number to 64 and his nickname could be "Lintendo
64"
林應該改號成64號，然後大家就可以叫他超級林天堂64（任天堂64）

IT WAS A VA-LIN-TINES DAY MASSACRE!
真是個情人節大屠殺啊

ll these Lin puns are kilLIN me
這些雙關語都煩死我了（作者自己也把killing雙關成kilLIN了）

This has to be one of the greatest ALL TIME sports stories ever. This kid is
unreal. Im all lin
這簡直可以是運動史上最基情的故事之一了，這孩子賊牛逼，哥濕了

his is the best i ever felt about a team with a losing record in my whole
life!
這輩子我第一次在球隊輸球時還能這麼爽

and on the 24th game God said, "Let there be Lin!"
第24場比賽，上帝說「要有林」 (對籃網那場)

Jeremy Lin
8=>

Derrick Rose
8=====>

Jeremy still better
這條內涵，希望大家能自己理解，看不懂請面壁十分鐘(X,這個不知該哭還該笑)

HATERS WHERE YOU ATTTTTTT
黑子們！！！你們在哪哪哪哪哪 ！！！！！誰來與我大戰300回合！！！
(全網路都在讚美林)

If you look real close at the replay of Lin hitting that 3 with .5 seconds
left, you will see that Lin was actually tutoring a littleblack boy in math
at the same time.
如果大家仔細看絕殺回放的話，你會發現林實際上同時也在給一個黑人小伙子指導高數..
(這句好熟喔..這不是一朗神話的翻版嗎,林在美國的地位已經等於台灣的一朗神話了嗎?)

HOW MANY BLACK PEOPLE ARE MAD RIGHT NOW AN ASIAN DUDE IS DOMINATING THE ONE
THING THEY'RE GOOD AT?
唯一的長處也被佔了，黑人同志們有什麼想說的？

Whitney's death was sad, but in retrospect her life was fulfilled... because
she got to witness at least one week of Linsanity.
惠特尼跪了，這是個悲劇，不過回顧她的一生，也是死得其所了，畢竟她已經見證了一週
的林瘋...

WTFFFFFFFFFFFF...........I AM NOT A KNICKS FAN, WHY THE HELL AM I IN HERE?????
我我我為個擦擦擦擦擦....我又不是尼克斯球迷，我跑這兒幹嘛？？？？？(XDDDD)

Whitney Houst-Lin
too soon?
惠特尼休斯林
太快了吧？

此留言出現時比賽還未結束，屬於內涵系(指林神話R.I.P)


Lin made that game winner because he's Asian not because he can play.
-Floyd Mayweather
林能贏球是因為他是亞洲人而不是因為他的表現
-Floyd Mayweather

此人今天躺槍無數

Lin's overrated and a selfish player.
- Melo
林是被吹出來的而且打球很獨
-安東尼

@%! it! I want Jeremy Lin-side of me. Hnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
他媽@%!，我想要跟林合體啊啊啊！！！！！！！！！

回覆：
Better check with your wife.
最好問一下你老婆..

基情啊

Lin scored more points in 6 games than Greg Oden scored in his career.
林6場總得分已經超過了奧登生涯總得分...(Oden是選秀狀元)

LIKE if you think Floyd, look a arrow to the knee somepoint in his life!
如果你覺得floyd有時候好像膝蓋中了一箭請按贊

終於出現了膝蓋中箭(美國也玩這個XDDD )

Don't compare Lin to Tebow, Lin is a good passer.
別再拿林和tebow比較了好不？林會傳球好不？

lbj：Screw you, Jeremy. You're making ESPN cut down on my coverage to cover
you instead.
LBJ：奶奶的個腿的，還我首頁！還我頭條！

"This is easier than the SATs" - Jeremy Lin
「就這難度？還比不上高考啊」-林

One time, a cobra snake bit my leg.
After three days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
-lin

曾經，有那麼一條蛇在我的腿上，咬了我
疼了幾天之後，蛇掛了
-林


"That awkward moment when you realize Carmelo Anthony is putting up an Oscar
worthy performance by pretending he's happy for Jeremy Lin."

--- Bill Walton
「以我縱橫電影界幾十年的經驗來看，安東尼在林表現不錯的時候擠出的那一抹純純的笑
容和基情四射的愛慕絕對是奧斯卡級別的」
--比爾 沃頓

THESE COMMENTS ARE MOVING LIKE A J LIN FAST BREAK
這些評論刷的就像林的快攻一樣快

Reporter: "Kobe why didn't you pass it to your team more in the 2nd half?"

Kobe: "What team?"
妓者：科神，下半場你咋不給隊友傳球呢？
科神：隊友？不是1打9麼？(這超酸XDDDDDDDDDDDD)

I'm tired of people comparing Jeremy Lin to Chris Paul.
Just STOP IT.
The kid is good but he's no Jeremy Lin.
求大家別再拿林和保羅比較了好不好？
別鬧了
那孩子不錯，但他畢竟不是林

BREAKING NEWS: Houston and Golden States GM's just committed suicide
最新消息：火箭和勇士的經理剛自殺了！

Tebow: Hey God, am I gonna beat the Patriots
God: Hold on, Jeremy Lin is Calling
tebow：上帝啊，我能打敗愛國者隊嗎？
上帝：稍等下哈，小林來電

They should call him the MONGOOSE, cause he just killed Mamba
他們該叫他貓鼬，因為他殺了曼巴..

**** the Big 3 NY has the BIG 4

3巨頭算毛，咱扭腰有4巨頭~~~
(此條遭到慘無人道的嘲笑，安東尼躺槍)

Kobe has been screwed three times this year and it makes me laugh! Wife left
him, CP3 trade, and now he has been beat by a guy he has never heard of!
BAHAHAHA
科比今年三大悲劇：老婆跑了，保羅飛了，菊花被不認識的人爆了..

It takes a Harvard grad to figure out D'Antoni's offense, that's why everyone
was throwing passes into the 4th rowbefore Lin arrived.
至少要哈佛文憑才能體會到教練那勃大莖深的進攻策略，所以林來之前大家的傳球才會飛
到觀眾席第四排去

why people says Lin is not Jordan.. well, Jordan is not Lin
大家都說林不是喬丹 不過喬丹也不是林(這句蠻感動的,他不是任何人的影子 他是林!!)





: 一個大陸人翻的  很多句實在太妙了
: 轉給大家看看
: http://tieba.baidu.com/p/1409991995?pn=1
: torouni
: Melo could have offer a pillow while Lin is sleeping on the couch, except he
: needed that pillow while playing defense.
: 安東尼應該在林休息時負責遞枕頭，除非他防守的時候需要那個枕頭
: The only things standing between the Knickerbockers and an NBA title are the
: Heat and Mike D'Antoni.
: 唯一能阻止咱的就是熱火和德安東尼了
: LIN AND WALL HAVE LEAD THERE TEAMS TO 5 WINS
: 林和沃爾帶領他們的球隊拿下5W (跟林同期的狀元囧沃的巫師5W-22L  LIN 5W-0L  XDDD)
: The difference between Lin and Melo/Kobe/Rubio is that when he goes 8 for 24
: his team wins
: 林和Melo/Kobe/Rubio的區別是24中8以後球隊居然還能贏.
: Lin isa Superstar now.. HHe has 20 points, 8 dishes, 6 rebs.. and he is
: critisized by everybody...
: 林已經是超級明星了，因為20分，6板8助，而且大家都在黑他
: How did CoughLin do today? Win as usual?
: 小林同志今天咋樣了？像平常一樣贏了？(贏球變家常便飯了)
: he Knicks with Lin as the leader and melo as the cheerleader 5-0
: 尼克斯，在林作為球隊領袖同時安東尼作為啦啦隊領袖的情況下，5連勝
: Lin gott too much hair.
: Adds 1.5 inches to his height tho.
: 林頭髮太高了
: 起碼靠頭髮長了3、4釐米  XDDD
: Knicks: I have a terrible headache
: Doctor: take one aspiLIN every 24 hours
: 尼克斯：哥頭疼
: 醫生：每天吃一次阿司匹「林」
: i don't know if Lin should be doing this.. he is upsetting the balance and
: natural order of things
: i mean, you don't see a black guy becoming a famous mathematician
: 我不知道林這樣做好不好，他推翻了平衡，破壞了事物的自然規律
: 就好像沒聽說過黑人當上了有名的數學家...
: ow so Rubio lost the game by dribbling off his foot.
: That doesnt shock me at all. Send him back to Spain.
: 所以盧比奧用足球技巧終結了比賽..
: 哥震精了，滾回西班牙吧   (XDDDDD)
: hat kind of woman can you see Jeremy Lin maried to? A hot blonde, a hot
: brunette, a hot Hispanic, or a hot African-American(like a modern day Whitney
: Houston)?
: 大家覺得林會和什麼樣的人結婚？金髮辣妹？黑髮辣妹？西班牙辣妹？還是非裔辣妹？（
: 比如惠特尼休斯頓）
: 回覆：
: a man
: 男人     (基情啊 XDD)
: NY fans are eventually gonna riot and kill 73 people in MSG when Melo get
: back and takes all of Lin's shots Egypt style
: 甜瓜回來奪走出手權以後，扭腰球迷將在麥迪遜花園暴動，死亡73人
: In Their First Four Starts as PG前四場首發數據...
: Jeremy Lin 109 pts 33 assists
: Isiah Thomas 94 pts 24 assists
: Magic Johnson 74 pts 26 assists
: John Stockton 37 pts 41 assists
: 這真的超屌  首四場先發得分1976年來第一  助攻第二   真的是傳說了
: Melo makes Kobe look like a team player
: 和安東尼一比，科比打的絕對是團隊籃球(超酸XDD)
: Your basketball fans from Brazil are simply astonished with your game dude,
: you're insane! Or better sayin': LINsane!!!!
: 作為巴西球迷哥都震精了，太猛了老兄！你就是林瘋啊！！！
: you have a heart and soul of abasketball legend:) im all lin !!!
: 我看你經脈獨特，簡直是難得一見的球林奇才啊，哥跟你了！！（這哥們用了adidas的廣
: 告語i'm all in）
: I was a Michael Jordan and Chicago Bulls fan.But now, go Knicks and Lin...
: 哥是公牛和喬丹球迷，現有打算叛變..
: is All-Lin!! you hard work is contagious and it inspire the team to play
: better with great teamwork
: 阿迪廣告！！你的努力感染了大家，球隊都開始玩團隊籃球了！！
: dont beat the raptors TOO hard :D
: 玩猛龍請下手輕點
: Lin is just spotting them an 8 point lead so he can make a dramatic comeback.
: He learned it from Tebow.
: 林其實是故意讓對方先領先個8分然後再來個牛逼哄哄的大逆轉，tebow是不是教過他？
: Jeremy Lin is amazing! A PG who can do your taxes as well!
: 小林子太牛叉了！一個能幫你搞定稅務的控衛！！(XDD聽起來蠻屌的)
: Carmelo failed Chemistry in High School
: 安東尼高中肯定沒學好化學（所以缺少化學反應）
: 5 Likes and you guys can nail my girlfriend.
: 5個贊你們就能上我馬子了 (FB按讚)
: 回覆：
: Your blow up doll?
: 充氣娃娃？
: A tired Lin > Ricky who?
: 累死的林也比裏奇那個誰來著強
: LIN BEAT THE REFS AND THE WOLVES
: 林完爆老狼裁判隊
: KNICKS 100 REFS 98
: 比賽結果：
: 尼克斯100 裁判98  (國外球迷這麼酸裁判啊,我看的判的還可以啊
:                    怎外國人比我們還挺林 XDD)
: BAMA SUCKS, LIN FOR PRESIDENT SO OUR COUNTRY CAN START LINNING AGAIN
: 奧巴馬滾吧，林來當總統咱國家就有希望了！(幹  是有多紅  這種這論都出現了
:                                          我只有在台灣看過王建民選總統XDDD)
: Rubio, the amazing ball handler, dribbling it off his foot.
: 高富帥(盧比歐)，控球高手，足球達人
: MAN THE WOLVES AND REFS PLAYING GOOD AGAINST THE KNICKS TONIGHT
: 其實老狼和裁判今晚打得挺好的.(XDDDDD)
: ho else is tired of being broke/unemployed???
: 還有誰經常被裁的不？（想找下一個林了）

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推 lulanjia    :林6場總得分已經超過了奧登生涯總得分XDDDDDDDDDDDDD  02/15 20:14
→ ccl007      :好好笑喔                                           02/15 20:14
※ 編輯: zzxzero         來自: 123.0.33.57          (02/15 20:16)
→ ericrobin   :鄉民:8=========================================>   02/15 20:16
推 windgodvocx1:鄉民:8==========================================>  02/15 20:16
推 shivaeye    :林6場總得分已經超過了奧登生涯總得分...(Oden是選秀  02/15 20:17
推 frank123ya  :鄉民:8==========================================>  02/15 20:17
→ shivaeye    :靠北啊啊啊 酸死了                                  02/15 20:17
→ windgodvocx1:Lin有Norris化傾向XD                                02/15 20:17
推 tassadar1   :XDDDDDDDDD                                         02/15 20:18
推 walkingslow :XDDDDDDDDD                                         02/15 20:19
推 antiall     :Chris Paul那個有夠機歪                             02/15 20:20
推 ilovenets   :查官網 Oden生涯773分耶 最好林六場拿這麼多          02/15 20:20
推 esproject   :Melo好機車XDDDDDDDDDDD                             02/15 20:21
推 ljay        :推                                                 02/15 20:21
推 QCANCER     :8===============================================>  02/15 20:22
推 laogiby     :因為Lin >>>>>>>>>>>>> Oden阿  小錯誤不算什麼       02/15 20:22
推 fabdawn     :Oden那個是亂寫的... = =                            02/15 20:22
推 a2156700    :科比今年三大悲劇：老婆跑了，保羅飛了，菊花被不認   02/15 20:22
→ a2156700    :識的人爆了..                                       02/15 20:23
推 nhpoppin1   :哥濕了XDDDDDDDDd                                   02/15 20:24
推 leon04277   :Tebow那個留言我快笑瘋了XDDDD                       02/15 20:24
推 Realism     :笑死了XD~蘋果妓者快來抄阿                          02/15 20:25
推 hit10116    :Linberty像是哪招                                   02/15 20:25
推 poplc       :最新消息：火箭和勇士的經理剛自殺了！  XDDDDDDDDDD  02/15 20:26
推 taihsin     :火箭和勇士的經理剛自殺了！ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  02/15 20:27
推 NICK120     :至少要哈佛文憑才能體會到教練那勃大莖深的進攻策略   02/15 20:27
→ NICK120     :XDDDD                                              02/15 20:27
推 PureTrue    :Melo那是?                                          02/15 20:27
推 jagr        :best i ever felt about a team with a losing        02/15 20:27
→ jagr        :record in my whole 這句翻錯了                      02/15 20:28
推 mrfootball  :XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  02/15 20:29
→ fleeaaa     :籃球校隊 路過                                      02/15 20:30
推 Complain    :Oden : 8二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二>    02/15 20:30
推 jagr        :melo那個he's happy就可以翻純純又基情四射應該是翻   02/15 20:32
→ jagr        :爽的吧                                             02/15 20:32
→ jagr        :他很多地方都是加油添醋亂翻就是了                   02/15 20:33
大陸人的翻譯都會加油添醋一點   不過這個算翻的不錯的  有抓到精髓
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推 pounil      :ODEN跟melo那個太好笑了                             02/15 20:37
推 novel5566   :說真的，他翻的很糟 沒聽過翻譯可以自己加東西的      02/15 20:38
推 lostt       :好好笑                                             02/15 20:38
→ novel5566   :不過如果只是想當笑話看看的話就沒差了               02/15 20:38
推 yamazaki0708:"力輓狂瀾" 要不要寫個輓聯??426的國文.....          02/15 20:39
推 cinqfive    :那個"自由林像" 才是造神之最XD                      02/15 20:42
噓 zebraseven  :加油添醋的是在翻什麼 ....                          02/15 20:43
→ a9564208    :Oden不是亂寫的啊 Greg Oden                         02/15 20:44
→ a9564208    :剛剛才發現我錯了 = =                               02/15 20:46
推 pazzwood    :惠妮那的too soon意思是惠妮才剛過世 拿他開玩笑太快  02/15 20:50
推 purplebfly  :我看不懂8=> 那個是什麼意思耶??有人能說一下嗎?thz   02/15 21:04
推 cheng399    :我看懂啦 xdddddddd                                 02/15 21:05
→ cheng399    :那是xx的長度阿  鄉民都30 起跳的                    02/15 21:06
推 Kreen       :超靠北xd                                           02/15 21:13
推 kyoko522tw1 :自由神像 XD                                        02/15 21:18
推 raychen0322 :哈哈   他們留言好好笑                              02/15 21:28
→ raychen0322 :lin是在虧LBJ沒唸大學嗎??????                       02/15 21:29
推 Modchip     :Oden那條好酸啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD          02/15 21:36
推 wayhone     :超好笑的 XDDD                                      02/15 21:46
推 Maziger     :第一個嘴角上揚                                     02/15 21:47