Jeremy, baby, we get it. It's been barely a year since the whole world clipped back its collective eyelids with clothespins and basked in your glorious solar rays. However, Linsanity — for the moment — is over, even if a political party wants to name itself after you. Jeremy, you're a big damn deal now, and that's why this tweet puzzled us:
@JLin7:
Got my first ever technical last night and lost $2000...makes me angry when i realize thats 2000 mcchickens or 4000 jack in the box tacos
Surely, you've got better things to eat than sad McChickens (which are even unhealthier than the hamburgers) and flat, disgusting Jack in the Box tacos, Jeremy.
10 Alternative Food Options Lin Could Buy for $2,000
- 40 $50 meals at Tom Colicchio's Craft
- 20 pounds of Kobe beef, conservatively (and not including shipping)
- 20 $99 Double Truffle Hamburgers at David Boulud's Bistro Moderne, New York City
- 2 $1,000 Grand Opulence Sundaes at Serendipity, New York City
- 1 $1,750 slice of this Wagyu-beef meat pie
- 1 slice (roughly) of this $22,875.50 cantaloupe
- 2 $1,000 The Zillion Dollar Frittata, at Norma's at Le Parker Meridien, New York City
- 250 $7.95 Mother's Cupboard Whole Frittatas (and free if you beat the challenge)
- 275 $7.25 Super Burritos De Chile Relleno from El Farolito (the most life-changing burrito spot in America)
We're just trying to help, buddy. You've gotta stay fit, and, besides, you're not crashing on couches anymore (that we know of).
@LandryFields via Twitter
