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My Mom's on Facebook
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2009Dec 1
Things were so much better when she couldn't turn her laptop on. Now, my mom's on Facebook and she won't stop poking me! This song is for every person who woke up one day and discovered that your hip social network is now swarming with Facebook moms and Farmville freaks! Sing along to the Facebook song with these lyrics: Back in the day My Facebook status might say "not doin ok. hungover as sh*t. woke up next to some chick whose name I forget" And then I'd post a picture of it! So proud of my debauchery But now that's all caught up with me... Cause my Mom's on Facebook Then end of all my privacy My mom's on Facebook And she won't stop poking me My life was rated R And now it's PG Before I make a post I wonder what she'll think of me My mom's on Facebook! Things were so much better when she couldn't turn her laptop on And now she asks if "donkey punch" has to do with Donkey Kong She's writing on my wall that she hopes I clean my room Putting all these pics of me emerging from her womb She LOL's and BRB's with every chat she sends And worst of all she said "It's Complicated" with one of my friends So proud of my debauchery But now that's all caught up with me Cause my Mom's on Facebook Destroying all my privacy My mom's on Facebook Always cock blocking me I think I've had enough My mommy's made me bitter Quitting Facebook, signing up for Twitter My moms on Facebook! (Oh! I just got a cow on Farmville!)

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