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 作者  f127doggpig (阿賢)                                   看板  StupidClown 
 標題  [轉錄][趣事] 怎麼樣會好過點                                            
 時間  Tue Aug 16 17:04:16 2011                                               
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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板 #1EIXsAuW ]

作者: bluestar900 (Zai) 看板: joke
標題: [趣事] 怎麼樣會好過點
時間: Tue Aug 16 15:34:27 2011



從強者我朋友那聽來的真人真事


以下用強者我朋友的第一人稱觀點敘事



==========真人真事的分隔線==========

一位綽號叫阿彬的朋友失戀了
我與阿彬兄弟多年,找了另一位死黨打算三人在阿賓家陪他喝酒發洩

喝了幾輪之後
阿彬雙眼紅腫,一邊灌著啤酒一邊咒罵
哀嘆該如何才能讓自己不這麼難過

隨行的死黨一聽便說:我有個不錯的方法!

死黨:你想想,通常朋友失戀的時候
      我們這些安慰的人不是都能理性看待,並勸苦主看開嗎?


阿彬:所以勒?我知道你們都很理性阿...

死黨:所以就簡單啦~ 大家角色互換一下,搞不好你就可以理性地接受囉


於是,我們三個大男人就玩起了角色扮演的遊戲

死黨飾演阿彬
阿彬飾演我
我飾演死黨

死黨馬上演出一付委靡樣,然後灌著啤酒裝瘋賣傻
阿彬馬上振作起來對著死黨說:你不要難過了!天大的痛苦只要想開點就能撐過去了!

死黨入戲很深的哽咽:你要我怎麼不難過...




















換作是你勒...



阿彬&我:...........


然後阿彬就哭了


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kindyayaya:幹 北七XD                                            08/16 15:36
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yoyotvyoyo:XD                                                   08/16 15:47
goillin:XDDD                                                    08/16 15:48
Skite:死黨舖這啥爛梗 XD                                         08/16 15:52
jimcheer:幹 太智障了XDDDD                                       08/16 15:52
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chifeng0321:XDDDD                                               08/16 15:57
Lavchi:幹 XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                         08/16 15:58
l037985589:XDDD                                                 08/16 15:58
jason050117:無限輪迴= = XDDDDD                                  08/16 15:59
Luciferspear:白癡XD                                             08/16 16:01
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Morrison1:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNCwHZH7I_w            08/16 16:03
js50424:他是故意的吧XDDDDDDD                                    08/16 16:03
wpen:超白癡的XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                      08/16 16:05
waiter337:.....                                                 08/16 16:05
ck960684:XD                                                     08/16 16:05
sweetrainie:87                                                  08/16 16:10
FearHighBird:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超有創意                           08/16 16:11
Hate426:===============請隨時注意你身邊的女友=============      08/16 16:14
ntcpe27:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                 08/16 16:15
ntcpe27:幹  超好笑的角色扮演                                    08/16 16:16
ken0062:又是笨版文!!!                                           08/16 16:17
NiceGuyOrz:北妻喔                                               08/16 16:17
Bollywood:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                              08/16 16:18
c255120:這篇會爆XDDDDDDDD                                       08/16 16:18
ksmayoAo:xDDDDDDDDDDDD                                          08/16 16:20
invigorator:有沒有阿彬失戀  死黨去阿賓家喝酒的八卦??            08/16 16:20
qmoqmo:XD                                                       08/16 16:20
kimo9823:幹 這個超白癡                                          08/16 16:21
alpachino:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                              08/16 16:22
Narusawayui:幹XDDDDDDDD                                         08/16 16:23
cuiudshaos:沙小= =                                              08/16 16:23
fomosamonkey:XD                                                 08/16 16:23
A1AC:哈哈哈 好有畫面的迴圈                                      08/16 16:24
Theirn:XD                                                       08/16 16:24
Bennu:蠢翻了XD                                                  08/16 16:25
ps20012001:XD 你們故意的                                        08/16 16:26
cronohyde:XDDDD                                                 08/16 16:28
r30385:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                 08/16 16:31
TKforever:靠北XD                                                08/16 16:31
oqangeloq:這太讚了                                              08/16 16:31
s9006028:有笑有推XDDD                                           08/16 16:32
ilyjj:XDDDDDDDDDD                                               08/16 16:32
blackpeach:推文不要偷渡奇怪的東西阿 阿賓XDDDDD                  08/16 16:32
danny771116:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                      08/16 16:35
jack086444:我以為你會說:所以就簡單啦~ 大家角色互換一下       08/16 16:35
Drunken5566:阿賓表示:                                          08/16 16:36
nxdwx:靠北勒實在太好笑了,是少年阿賓嗎XDDD                      08/16 16:36
lazyboy624:智障你們故意的啦XDDDDDDDDD                           08/16 16:42
sddy:哈~超白癡                                                  08/16 16:44
jhelom:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                         08/16 16:44
im30cm:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  08/16 16:45
anper:幹 好北七XDDDDDDDDD                                       08/16 16:45
LINGKING:本日最就可!!!!!                                        08/16 16:45
zax81904:白癡XD                                                 08/16 16:46
chad79718:XDDDD                                                 08/16 16:46
bheegrl:三小啊XDDDDDDDDDDD                                      08/16 16:46
gy3109:XDDDDD 好智障                                            08/16 16:46
QQron:幹..... 太好笑了                                          08/16 16:46
acjo4m06:哈哈哈哈哈!北七!                                       08/16 16:46
poca:XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                              08/16 16:47
pp1877:白痴XDD                                                  08/16 16:47
kkbbs:XDDD                                                      08/16 16:51
evilpoa:清流!!Joke魂啊                                        08/16 16:52
hsiao335:靠杯XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                              08/16 16:52
abin8125:我以為是我朋友打的勒!                                 08/16 16:55
darrenlu:XDDDD                                                  08/16 16:56
f127doggpig:真的是智障                                          08/16 16:58
DrJoke:XDDD                                                     08/16 16:59
tevez0501:XDDDDDDD                                              08/16 17:00
tf201770:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                     08/16 17:00
f127doggpig:借轉                                                08/16 17:01
donnamonya:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                              08/16 17:03
vinson2830:超好笑!!!                                            08/16 17:04

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kingm4a1:有效                                                   08/16 17:06
DarkMyself:超笨的好笑!!                                         08/16 17:23
m32cjo6u4:超笨XDDDDD                                            08/16 17:30
qmqmqmmm:XDDDDDDDDDD                                            08/16 17:34
AZ48:....有笑有推XD                                             08/16 18:04
darkerson:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                        08/16 18:05
adware0105:笑了                                                 08/16 18:17
sthermit:他故意的吧XD                                           08/16 18:17
shou0823:XXXXD                                                  08/16 18:27
jehg900207:這根本神能反串秀                                     08/16 18:40
wtf426:超級北七XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                              08/16 18:41
RSoul:這是哪招XDDDD                                             08/16 18:44
Showyow:這哪招...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                              08/16 18:51
yuan860721:好賤噢!!                                             08/16 18:58
Hans14:XD 欸起肖                                                08/16 19:03
nanoca:死黨北七功虧一簣XDDDDD                                   08/16 19:05
haijin:阿彬失戀  死黨去阿賓家喝酒???                            08/16 19:07
gn01189425:可憐的阿彬                                           08/16 19:11
bowppppp:阿彬:......我女友把初音名伶紀錄洗掉了...               08/16 19:18
lonlife99:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                             08/16 19:22
kenshin078:wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww                             08/16 19:35
lovekangin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                             08/16 19:37
diamondX:我笑翻了...完全沒達到目的                              08/16 19:37
arrakis:幹這太北七XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  08/16 19:38
alexjay727:超絕!!!!!!                                           08/16 19:40
shinguji:XDDDDDD 他故意的                                       08/16 19:41
mydin:超級好笑的拉XDDD                                          08/16 19:50
lynnchia:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                   08/16 19:58
liyuoh:這.........太北七啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                    08/16 19:58
orientloto:好有創意的一刀XDDD                                   08/16 20:04
ringohare:超北七的                                              08/16 20:08
susnt:太好笑了xdd  不得不推啊~~                                 08/16 20:08
nabiqueen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑翻了                            08/16 20:11
mathildelin:超幹笑XDDDDDDD那人是北七啊快笑死哈哈哈哈            08/16 20:11
alg:技巧用錯                                                    08/16 20:13
LayerZ:超北七的XDDDDDDDD                                        08/16 20:13
iamflying:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                08/16 20:21
lantakara:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                     08/16 20:23
sa103446:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                       08/16 20:24
tp950016:太北七了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD    08/16 20:25
logisticQ:靠北的好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 後勁很強                     08/16 20:26
stevely:超北七 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  08/16 20:27
saidon:死黨根本故意的吧XDDDDDDDDDD                              08/16 20:27
TaiwanIsFuck:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                 08/16 20:28
automemory:有看有笑 在看一次又笑再推一個!!!XDDD                 08/16 20:29
dennyn64dc:怎麼辦...我還是看不懂= =                             08/16 20:29
p78533578:想到法子脫離身分,又莫名奇妙地被換回來了。XD          08/16 20:29
myoutuki:                                                   XD  08/16 20:29
ironbu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                 08/16 20:33
sp022016:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                         08/16 20:35
ooai:XD                                                         08/16 20:36
q778822000:哈哈哈哈XD 好煩XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                       08/16 20:40
monianna:看到前面還覺得很有senseXDDDDD                          08/16 20:42
a766242001:後勁有強 XDDDDDDDDDDD                                08/16 20:43
diovo:馬上就丟迴轉是哪招XDDDDDDDD                               08/16 20:49
oldouch:XD                                                      08/16 20:51
CALLMEOK:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                08/16 20:52
babaluu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                   08/16 20:59
saysth:XDDDDD                                                   08/16 21:06
h1982200:XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                          08/16 21:07
KiluluBaby:阿彬好可憐XDDD                                       08/16 21:11
donnolove:哈哈  太入戲了  哪招阿                                08/16 21:11
laypeeq:哈哈哈哈                                                08/16 21:13
smalllin123:XDDD                                                08/16 21:14
s29646:XD                                                       08/16 21:18
bluerain0958:雖然是JOKE  但我也只能推了XD~笑翻了我XD            08/16 21:26
magicsiren:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                        08/16 21:37
fallhumor:笑慘...XDDDDDD                                        08/16 21:43
fsab00128592:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                         08/16 21:45
jiunyiwu:幹死黨一定是故意的吧                                   08/16 21:47
ppuppy:有種鬼打牆的fu XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD               08/16 21:54
maochou:回圈讓人默默了啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                 08/16 22:02
devilna:XDDDDD                                                  08/16 22:05
ssayer:一點都沒安慰到阿XDDDDDDDDDDDD                            08/16 22:09
MB618:這三小~XDDDD  太好笑了                                   08/16 22:13
jz8221:笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD              08/16 22:18
tsm0420:這個超好笑!                                             08/16 22:26
gingling:XDDDDDDDDD                                             08/16 22:30
nanio:哈 好好笑XDDDD                                            08/16 22:44
greg60711:後勁好強 XDDDDDDDDDDD                                 08/16 22:50
ilmare4132:好強的後勁...                                        08/16 22:50
ab19881224:XDDDDD                                               08/16 22:54
pingu35040: 靠么我好久沒在笨板大笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDD               08/16 23:01
HeyApple:換作是你勒!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                           08/16 23:02
KTXNS:北七XDDDDDDDDD                                            08/16 23:14
biolife:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                08/16 23:20
jk0421:有笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                     08/16 23:21
aaapple12:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                               08/16 23:29
xk1a4u:XDDDD                                                    08/16 23:33
sunnyprince:死黨這梗...                                         08/16 23:33
purplewings:也太白爛XDDDDD不過是個好辦法                        08/16 23:37
yuisgood:這不推對不起原PO啊XDDDDDDDDDD                          08/16 23:40
rdennis1992:XD                                                  08/16 23:44
firelego:我笑死了  後勁太強XDDDDDDDDDD                          08/16 23:44
sccc0326:好過份你 哈哈哈哈                                      08/16 23:46
cody5361:換做是你勒                                             08/16 23:54
lalasugar:這後勁太厲害了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  08/16 23:55
zxcvb0412:好壞喔哈哈哈                                          08/16 23:55
zincs:XDDDDDDDDDDD                                              08/17 00:00
foolishmac:彬捏,屋辣妹麼?                                      08/17 00:01
suchunme:......可以拖出來遊街示眾嗎                             08/17 00:05
lsky:哈哈哈哈哈朋友好壞XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                           08/17 00:09
quietvox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  08/17 00:16
yijanechen:好久沒看笨版大笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                     08/17 00:17
memalina:後勁好強   這太北七了  XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD    08/17 00:34
blackhippo:這根本是要婊他嗎XD.                                  08/17 00:37
stupidbird2:真的超白癡的XXXXD     狂笑中                        08/17 00:38
sorryfly:鬼打牆系列XD                                           08/17 00:42
cywangtw1990:爆?                                                08/17 00:44
Harute:爆!                                                      08/17 00:44
cywangtw1990:搶到爆啦                                           08/17 00:44
johnny219520:笑倒在地XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                   08/17 00:44
suchiachi:好蠢XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD             08/17 00:50
milk1020:太好笑了= =                                            08/17 00:50
beLIEve70464:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  08/17 00:50
be1212:哈哈 我笑了 xd                                           08/17 00:51
wtf426:再看一次還是很好笑XDDDDDDDDD                             08/17 00:52
aaabac:超級蠢哈哈哈哈ㄏ                                         08/17 01:12
duncanshih:靠~~~~有笑有推XDDDDDDD                               08/17 01:25
Eternalgp6:你們在欺負他= =||                                    08/17 01:26
evalovejay:太殘忍了吧XDDD                                       08/17 01:48
b60624563:也太好笑了吧  xd                                      08/17 01:51
mimimi333:真的太好笑了.後勁超強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  08/17 01:51
rademiel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD          08/17 01:59
zaoa3345678:===========聽說阿彬就是原po,給原po拍拍===========  08/17 02:01
DEATH1122:有笑有推                                              08/17 02:02
eggimage:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                          08/17 02:53
warisover:超好笑XDDDDDDD                                        08/17 03:08
f222051618:XDDDDDD                                              08/17 03:26
Ceuta:太好笑了~~有笑有推XDDDDD                                  08/17 03:42
kdevil0818:太蠢了XDDDDDDDDD                                     08/17 04:02
KSJH:我笑完也要哭了XDDDD                                        08/17 05:20
adolphjong:我快笑死了XDDDD這後勁超強的啊                        08/17 06:09
HoChung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                    08/17 07:49
elvis0313:真的太蠢了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD         08/17 08:40
rodney0627:這太爆笑了!! 笑死我了XDDDDDDDD                       08/17 09:08
btjerwei:笑屬我拉                                               08/17 09:14
sket119:換作是你咧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                  08/17 09:16
visnafox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                              08/17 09:20
fakecake:帶錯死黨了啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                          08/17 09:21
librann:XDDD                                                    08/17 09:37
Daredevil316:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  08/17 09:43
bikestormer:轉個彎又中 XDDDDDD                                  08/17 09:45
bewithmine:北七XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD        08/17 09:56
earl001:太暴笑了...後勁好強                                     08/17 09:58
vinita:超機歪的....XD                                           08/17 10:14
ispaaa:超好笑!!!!!!                                             08/17 10:19
miaaz:幹!!!!太智障了!!!!!y                             08/17 10:25


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